Green Whales

Karen is a 38 year old philosophy professor with a rare chromosomal disorder that makes her look like she’s in her early teens. As a result, she has trouble meeting men – until her alcoholic sister Joanna decides to set her up on a date with the most unexpected person. Meanwhile, Joanna is navigating her own relationship troubles with a boyfriend who won’t commit. In this dark comedy, two sisters search for love and decide just how much they’re willing to settle for.


  • Emily Miller as Karen Wilson
  • Colleen Renee Lis as Joanna Wilson
  • John Bergeron as Ray Pratt
  • Kirk White as Ian Milton

Sarah Decker as Stage Directions